Democrats …. Always right except for when they’re wrong and then still mostly right. Yeah G-gank doesn’t do the photo captions. (Photo credit, Wikipedia)
Anyone who is a Jew is the Devil. Anyone who is a Methodist is freaking jack-off. Anyone who is Catholic has been brain washed. Yup there are people that believe this, and say this…. Just like there are people who call you a fucking asshole for the political party you freely choose to endorse. Let’s just suppose that everyone in the United States became a Democrat…. Would the world be a better place? I don’t think it would, because differences are what challenge people to achieve greater things.
Neil Armstrong America’s greatest cyclist. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
If we were all Communists, then the space race would have never happened and Neil Armstrong would have been just another guy who raced in the tour de France.
If we were all from Jamaica, sure we would all have killer weed, but shit…. nothing would ever get done because we would all be baked. (Actually, I firmly believe that the DEA should surrender all confiscated weed to Congress… that would be awesome to see them totally stoned…. it would totally promote harmony.)
You do not have to agree with a person’s political or religious belief but dam it you should not be critical to the point of making personal attacks on that person. You should commend that person for their beliefs and think openly about the views of others. It is the closed-minded person who is the real piece of shit for they never expand their thinking and will never achieve greatness.
I lived with a guy who was an atheist and for the life of me I don’t know how he could live his life that way, but I never ridiculed him for his way of thinking. I have friends who are drum-pounding Democrats but do not think any less of them because of their beliefs. In fact I try to understand what drives them. Hell, I have voted for republicans and democrats…. For me it’s not what party they belong to it’s what the individual stands for.
Of course I wish everyone in the world was like me but that would be a really screwed up world. More importantly, if everyone was like me, I would never be able to get a Tee time at the Golf Course…
Now to the point of this whole piece…
When you … I feel … Because … And I want …
Todd Oliver (the guy running hadafewbeers) please sit down – this is your
Photo caption is “i got nothing” other than I totally stole this from the History Channel. Photo credit, the History Channel.
intervention.
I know you are my friend but:
When you – say I am an idiot for supporting a republican, or being a Catholic,
I Feel – Angry and Sad.
Because – your words are hurtful I think it jeopardizes our friendship.
And I want – you to be more considerate for my feelings and have a little respect for my freedom of choice.
Is there anyone else in the room that wants to say something to Todd?
Ok, I see some of you are a bit hesitant to speak up and that’s OK. Just the fact that you are here today re-enforces the fact that you love Todd. Not the kind of head-banging love that would bestow upon a big-titted stripper but rather the kind of love one gives to a dear friend.
So the next time you are quick to judge any of us who pay homage to God, Buddha, Jesus, or that fucking 6-hose water bong just remember the world is a better place because we are different and not everyone has to think like you… so stop forcing people to suck on that Democratic Donkey Dick, after all if we all sucked it there would be nothing left for you.
